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Nike VR Hybrid
Product Features
- Designed to meet the needs of the best players in
the world
- Adjusted face angle and optimized the center of
gravity for maximum workability and distance
- Features a 455 Ultra-Thin steel face with a Split
Compression Chamber
- Open face angle for better aesthetics from address
- Headcover included
Divotman Begins:
Let's set some things straight. I'm not the son of a
deceased billionaire mogul. I didn't come from a distant planet with a
mission from my father. I have no parents, but not because they were taken
from me. My origins are in a factory somewhere, probably in Asia, with
thousands of brethren I haven't seen since I left the warehouse that served
as my orphanage. You could say I'm a mutant of sorts since I'm a self-aware
yet inanimate object. I think of it as more of a manufacturing error. An
error, but not a defect.
As a divot tool, I fix your own errors. Tear up the turf and
I'll make it right again. I'm the one who cleans up your crime scene. But
that doesn't earn me a cape any more than Superman's journalism gives him
an "S" on his chest. My real power was discovered during an
unexpected battle against a diabolical hybrid.
I shared a warehouse with a Nike VR Hybrid. I'll admit that
he's a good-looking hybrid, well-liked and powerful. The problem was that,
like so many good-looking, well-liked, and powerful things, the VR was
dangerously ambitious. He took the "Nike, Goddess of Victory"
thing literally. He told everyone he was the offspring of Zeus and Thor,
which makes no sense on multiple levels. He wanted to rule the entire
warehouse as its god-king. He and his army of duplicates needed to be sold
at a humiliatingly low price, and I had to take that sucker down.
To be honest, it wasn't all that difficult. Sure, he had a
Split Compression Chamber that could make a ball smack me down from across
the warehouse, but all I had to do was threaten to scratch his pretty 455
Ultra Thin steel face with my mighty divot feet. I slashed the VR hybrid's
price from $179.99 (MSP) to $39.99 without even leaving a mark.
That's when I realized that I needed to be merciful. I
couldn't use my powers to permanently harm anyone, no matter how low the
regard to which I held him. The next day, I restored VR to his original
price and let him go. Now I do that every day. I seize the overpriced, cut
them down to size, and at the end of the day I free them to their
manufacturer's suggested prices or whatever prices are offered elsewhere. A
few learn their lesson; more of them return and create a masochistic cycle
of catch and release. Some say that I'm a working-class hero, the Robin
Hood of golf products. Some say I'm just a tool. All I know is that I
am…DIVOTMAN.
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