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Further Adventures in Time and Space
Features:
- Aerodynamic engineering to produce less drag and
more clubhead speed and distance
- Tapered heel geometry
- Aerodynamic PowerBow design
- 8 different face angle options (2 degrees closed to
2 degrees open)
- Wrench included
At some point, Divotman posted a story about traveling
through space at the speed of light involving trash can lids, Stephen
Hawking's sketchy math, Reverse Vampires, and the original Nike MachSpeed
driver.
Our theories have proven to be accurate and achievable,
however, after our test runs, the investors have become a bit skittish. The
only glitch seems to be the vast number of Black Holes in space, which have
already claimed a half dozen of our trash can lids.
But now, with the Nike MachSpeed Black, we have piggy-backed
on Nike's shoulders and have found a way to ensure faster-than-light
travels to the far reaches of the galaxy. Guess who's fault it was this
time (again)? Hawking--Integrating over x instead of integrating over y.
Sometimes the word "genius" is thrown out there just a bit too
willy-nilly for my liking.
In conclusion, traveling past the speed of light--check.
Nike SQ MachSpeed Black being faster and longer--check. Mathematical
genius--maybe not.
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