Thursday, November 12, 2009
100% Guaranteed To Keep You Out of the Woods
Maybe the newest, and most needed golf innovation ever. This club should be in everyone of our bags. It will shave strokes, and pounds, off all of our games!
How many times has this happened? You’re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-“ades”, water, beer, etc. You’re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do?
The UroClub™ is the discrete, sanitary way for your urgent relief. Created by a Board Certified Urologist, it looks like an ordinary golf club, but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself. The UroClub™ is leak proof, easy to clean and no more embarrassing moments.
Purchase the UroClub™ now for only $24.95 while supplies last!
You can also order your UroClub™ now by calling 1-866-999-4URO
(1-866-999-4876). For more information email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
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The UroClub™ has been seen and heard across the world!
The privacy shield hooks to the sides of the pants or belt and adds stability. This allows freedom of the hands to manipulate the club and zipper. The entire club is made of a non-porous material. Therefore, caring and cleaning is effortless!
The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.
Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.
Length: Like a standard 7 Iron